In case you suckas forgot, Mama's Day is coming up. Show your Mama some love and please send the following:
1. French Milk and other books that don't suck (excluding Revolutionary Road, which triggered my Mrs. Robinson-in-training downward spiral.)
2. Hanky Pankys (in black and navy and other hues complementary to your standard blonde white chick.)
3. Man in uniform: Suburban cop, Mama loves you. Thank you letting me off with just a warning this morning. I promise to slow it down. Honest. C'mon, baby, would I lie to you?
About Moi
- sugar mama
- Reluctant burb dweller looking for hooligans, thugs, and ruffians. Or lack thereof, the absurd and inebriated.
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